“It’s taken several years of political maneuvering and favors, but my wife and I are moving up in the world. We’ve persuaded Tuzigoot’s head honcho and the pueblo housing committee to approve our move to the most desirable neighborhood in town. The perfect home became available last week when a great uncle stepped off a cliff. Thanks to our careful preparations, it was quickly decided that his widow should move out to stay with her oldest son and that we should move in!
We’ll never tire of our prestigious new address and our new home’s sweeping views of lush corn, squash and bean fields irrigated by the Verde River. We’ve planned a small sunset party to get better acquainted with our new neighbors.”